Dark blue jeans

Today I'm wearing dark blue jeans, which are regular in every way. Regular is good, there is no need to have anything else to wear than regular type of clothes. My jeans are a little bit long for me, because they don't make fitting jeans for people who have typical finnish body structure, which is so called "persjalkainen", meaning short legs and long back. I'm not so sure how typical it actually is, but as I have seen quite a few finns who look like that, I can safely claim so. I could have shortened the trouser legs, but I chose not to, because I'm more of a lazy cheapskate than someone who cares how he looks.

Jeans are generally safe clothes to wear, you can wear in almost every occation, expect when you are in a fancy party (very rarely, as at least I am far too ordinary for that, or it might be also because I'm sort of a hermit), doing sports (weightlifting/gym, as other sports are unimportant) or having leisure time at home, wearing crappy but comfortable clothes (make sure that  absolutely no one can see you while doing this, as it is important to maintain the illusion that you are always wearing at least decent clothing). You can easily hook up with anyone by wearing jeans, at least that's what the word in the street is. I can very rarely hook up with anyone, but that's my business. Those times when I have hooked up with some random ladies, I have usually worn jeans.

Here is a picture of my dark blue jeans. The leg type is straight, but it could also be wider, just not as wide as seen in Saturday Night Fever. Slimmer leg type is passable, but not preferable, at least not for men. As I do not understand anything about how women dress, I'm not going to say anything about what type of jeans women should wear.   

There is no real need to own jeans in any other color than blue, as blue has more shades than that book about sadomasochism had of grey. White jeans are begging for dirt to smudge them, black jeans are anyways not as good as blue ones and colored ones are for people who are so pointless, that they have to wear colored jeans to compensate for their pointlessness.

Sorry for all the vocabulary and spelling errors in the text. In the future, I'm not going to do anything to correct the issue.