Sandals

Summer is finally here and it's also the time to get those lighter pair of footwear out of closet. Although the most of the year is too cold to wear anything that light in ones feet in Finland, during those couple months of warmth, it is anyway necessary to have really light footwear. Nothing is more lighter than sandals, except bare feet, but we are not cavemen now, are we. Besides, if humans feet were ment not to have footwear in them, we would have similar skin in the bottom of our legs as dogs.

I bought a new pair of sandals, because my previous ones are at least four years old and a couple weeks ago the dog decided to add them to its diet. Although the old sandals are still usable, it is still probably best, if I don't wear them anywhere when there are people around. The purchase was an impulse one, as I had not planned of buying sandals when going to store. Having sudden urges of buying something illustrates how the decisions we make as consumers, are quite often not so thoroughly considered. Acting according to those consumer's urges is however something that demonstrates decision-making skills, and one of my defining skills is making life-altering decisions in a blink of an eye.

As sandals are the type of clothes you usually wear with something that is not worn when dressed to impress, it is unwise to buy expensive sandals. Instead it is smart to buy cheap sandals, that don't look too low-life. Expensive clothes might also attract ladies who are accustomed to expensive things, and hooking up with one is a fatal error, at least to the wallet. Saving money on sandals leaves you with more money to spend on togas and grapefruit.

Here is a picture of my new sandals. The color is black and green, I don't really know is it good or not. The main point is that they weren't expensive and that they look decent enough. As I don't walk that much in the summertime, I don't empathize how the sandals feel in the feet that much. These sandals felt like wearing sandals.

There really isn't an alternative for sandals, this is why it is a must to have, but because of the short amount of time in a year when it is possible to wear them, at least in the north, you should only have max two pairs. The third pair is pointless to own, it will get you nowhere. You are not any better as a human being, if you have three sets of sandals. Also it is vital that you never, ever wear socks with sandals. By doing so would make you save all the money you would spend on contraceptives in the future, which is not really a good thing.